Nothing will ever make this right.

Title: Of Ducks and Dukes
Fandom: Babylon 5
Summary: Some days, Ivanova feels like blowing up the station. When Londo attempts to discuss Garibaldi's (second) favorite thing in the universe with her, she feels like starting with him.

First off, Happy Doctor Day (if that's not what they're calling it, I don't care). I bring you a fic born from the Kamen Riders' problem of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey.

Chapter 12: Knight
Summary: JK walks Ryusei home from a night out drinking with the other Riders. Also, the bar manager hates him for some reason.

Getting closer to the end...

Chapter 10: Gai
Summary: Owner has answers for JK, and Gen has a way to get them to DenLiner.

As a note? This chapter has one little detail that I absolutely loved writing, because it's perfectly Gen. It's not a spoiler to say it, but I wrote in that he purposely makes sure he remembers Yuto. Because it'd kill him to forget a friend for any reason.

Chapter 8: Verde
Summary: Eiji might know something that can help. Everything is Momo and Assbird's fault.

Chapter 6: Femme
Summary: When Miu says you're having lunch with her and Shun, you don't say no.

Chapter 13: Power to Survive
Summary: If the only way to help you is to fight you, then I'm not going to stop until you're back to normal.

(Or "Akino has a thing for Rider vs. Rider when it's for a really good reason")

As promised, here's the posts I would have done this weekend.

13 Times
Chapter 4: Zolda
Summary: After a sound beating, JK explains everything to Gentaro.

Elephant
Chapter 12: Double-Action Assbird Form
Summary: How many people get possessed between Den-O and OOO?

That's a good question, actually.


Yes, I know the "Elephant" chapter is on the short side. That's because I had a pretty epic battle I wanted to save for itself.

In recovery mode from a terrible allergy attack the other day. Accidentally posted this chapter to "13 Times." I'm sure JK doesn't want to also become Den-O.

Chapter 11: Trouble Comes Knocking
Summary: Why are they both shirtless?
Because REASONS.

(Other summaries I could have used: "Asakura's gonna feel that one in the morning?" "Isn't that a little overkill?" "Sempai, have you been kidnapping the locals?")

For a future sequel to "13 Times." I probably should stop making jokes about Kabuto being The Clone Saga.

"Got any mayo?"

"Wait, this isn't for mayo shots, is it? I thought you were banned from doing that after you and Kiba got yourselves kicked out of New York a few years ago."

"Hey, in our defense, we needed that celebration! That Mephisto guy was one hell of a powerful Phantom trying to drive Spider-Man into despair. Chimera enjoyed eating him. Then we decided to go out for wings."

There was staring. Lots of staring. Then Nitoh shrugged.

"And at least Spidey's buddy's aunt was doing fine after Kiba gave her that blood transfusion. You still hear from them, right?"

"Yeah. Parker sends emails from time to time. His aunt's health is better than ever. She's asked if we're ever going to visit again, but..."

Ryusei stared. "Agent Fury of S.H.I.E.L.D. says that if you guys end up anywhere past New Jersey, he's siccing the Avengers on you."

New fic! That Fourze/Ryuki humor piece I've had in my brain.

13 Times JK Almost Became a Kamen Rider
Rated: General
Summary: Even as an adult, JK finds himself caught up in Rider business. Now if only they'd get the hint.
Chapter one: Ryuga