Tangents

So my brain went on an interesting tangent earlier, one that's making it hard to focus on my second statement of purpose.

Also, it helps if you read this with John Oliver's voice, from Last Week Tonight:

"Tommy Oliver is the king of being kidnapped. He's been kidnapped so many times that I'm sure this is why things didn't work out with Kimberly or Kat. He can no longer get an erection unless, like James Bond, he's strapped to a table with a laser slowly making its way up to his crotch."

...You know, I'm going to hell in so many different ways that it ceases to have meaning anymore.