Computer troubles

[akinoame]

So I was going to have a nice long post about the timeline I was mapping out for my fic, so I could get an idea about what canon events occurred concurrently and bitch about how none of the dates make sense, Ultras' ages make no sense, and how Taiga could not have been born any time before 1974 and SOMEHOW that's 4800 years ago....and then my old computer that I'm working on remembered that its keyboard is broken and started destroying my post.

I want my regular computer back.