Kabuto 35-38 [let's face it, it's probably the rest of the series]

Another fic piece

For a future sequel to "13 Times." I probably should stop making jokes about Kabuto being The Clone Saga.

"Got any mayo?"

"Wait, this isn't for mayo shots, is it? I thought you were banned from doing that after you and Kiba got yourselves kicked out of New York a few years ago."

"Hey, in our defense, we needed that celebration! That Mephisto guy was one hell of a powerful Phantom trying to drive Spider-Man into despair. Chimera enjoyed eating him. Then we decided to go out for wings."

There was staring. Lots of staring. Then Nitoh shrugged.

"And at least Spidey's buddy's aunt was doing fine after Kiba gave her that blood transfusion. You still hear from them, right?"

"Yeah. Parker sends emails from time to time. His aunt's health is better than ever. She's asked if we're ever going to visit again, but..."

Ryusei stared. "Agent Fury of S.H.I.E.L.D. says that if you guys end up anywhere past New Jersey, he's siccing the Avengers on you."

This is about as skeptical as my icons get

Ryuki novel spoilers.

Now, despite my feelings on shipping and how I really don't think they'd work, I can understand the Ren/Yui. Kitaoka's diagnosis here is depressing. Goro is wtf-inducing. And I am actually impressed with how dedicated they are to continuing the running gag of killing off Scissors fast.

But seriously. Shinji as a jack of all trades? Inoue, did you even watch the show you co-wrote? Did you get the part where he was supposed to be the opposite of Yusuke and Shoichi and couldn't do anything right? That it was part of why he was the force to stop the Rider War?

Yes, this is the part that breaks me. But still, better than some of the other summaries I've read Kuuga is the best thusfar and I SO want it translated.